If I were to die, I would die pretty

It is pretty long, lol. 
            Anyways, making this one short cuz my fragile little eyeballs I insist that I rest them. Don’t they know how much I could get done if they didn’t require maintenance? 
            
            Moving on....
            
            The CMTC is now accepting new members. Please leave you name in our signup sheets, and the hours you are able to praise the teapot spout. 
            
            
             Now, a very drastic topic change: I have a golden retriever too! Her name is Willa and she’s about 6 years old, but still acts like a puppy. 
            
            As for a story about school, let me think. I got it! So there was this thing where people were making darts out of sticky notes and staples and throwing them at the ceiling. Naturally, they got stuck in the ceiling and annoyed the teachers. So one day, my teacher was in a bad mood, and just got really angry about the darts. So he took his coat, went into the hallway, started swaying the darts down from the ceiling. Mind you he got up in the middle of teaching, so my class and I were just like: 
            
            Anyway lovely, hope you sleep well, eat and drink, and remember you’re  beautiful <3
            
            -ABM :)

Just realised how long that was...
            
            Shit.

Hey! 
            
            Nah, Nah, your god, I just am free, all the time because of holidays on you know, the virus. So I'm mostly at home!
            
            I use she/her and they/them! 
            
            Okay let's get into this...
            
            We are now the leaders of CMTC... Or this could be a religion, where we pray to the teapot spout...
            
            Oh no...
            
            Dude, how do manage that many animals at a time, my dog is enough, what breed is your dog? I have a golden retriever, named Sandy, she's very cute! 
            
            
            And tea and crumpets would be perfect, I am now slightly broke but that's fine, we won't discuss that!
            
            I celebrate Christmas too! Most people where I live do, but no one ever decorates, like we just put up a tree, and see my family. What traditions do you have?
            
            Um... My old school was like a prison.
            
            You would be eaten alive if your weren't mean...
            
            Um... So in the bathrooms there was like toilet paper, and me and my friends would wait until we found someone we didn't like and lure them inside, before hand we would wet pieces of toilet paper and throw them on the roof... And when the poor girl went in, they would rain down on her. And we had high ceilings so it would like break your back if it happened. Kinda more mean than funny, but that's fine. 
            
            What about you?
            
            Also, I remember one time this guy came into our school just to like pour something on the plants, and apparently it was poison so he poisoned all our plants and just left...I was confused, and we were all evacuated, but it was just on our plants!
            
            Take care of your beautiful body!  And eat and drink! remember how special you are! 
            
            Love you<3
            
            -Astrid-