tehesikebye

Reading some of my comments people been replying to and shi was younger me wild

tehesikebye

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guys I am FUCKING TRAUMATIZED by cockroaches, they always attack me in the meanest ways bro, that time one was crawling up my leg while I was showering and TONIGHT I'm sitting in the dark of my gallery watching outer banks on my laptop and BOOM something flies past my face left to right and lands on my fucking finger, I feel way too much legs to be comfortable and I shake tf outta my hand and get up and go inside heart beating so fucking fast, my great grandmother asks what happened so I told her and she said it's prob a cockroach put on the light and I asked don't insects like light doesn't that attract them, anyways I didn't really hear what was said next I go to put on the light and before going back outside I say lemme go for the spray, and where the spray is further inside the house you have to walk past a mirror and so I do and I look in the mirror cause I can see my hair all over (for reference I have curly wild kinda afro hair) anyways I look in the mirror WHY IS THE MF COCKROACH JUST HAVING A STROLL ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY HEAD/HAIR OR WTV so logically I SCREAM AND SHAKE MY HEAD AND NECK FLIPPing my hair like 'AHHH WTH' and run further inside and look in another mirror ofc granny sitting there heard everything and was like what happened and I'm like "IT WAS IN MY HAIR' then I heard a bit of a thud and she said she killed it and I said wtf and stood watching myself in the mirror like did this really just happen cuz no way bro and now I'm here relaying this incident that still has my heart beating not even a mere 10 minutes later because where else to get shit like this off my chest with the hope that maybe I can give someone whose having a bad day a laugh lol

tehesikebye

@HwaFairyy my mom told a group of people randomly the following night and everyone including myself had a laugh lol
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HwaFairyy

OH NAHH THATS SCARY AS HELL ID BE TERRIFIED TOO
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tehesikebye

WHY IS DADS SIDE OF THE FAMILY ALWAYS SO AGGRAVATING, thank god I only have a sister I’d hate to be dads side of the fam 

tehesikebye

@sannies_sunshine why am I seeing this a year later lol
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sannies_sunshine

@tehesikebye I have a little brother I'm determined to make his future kids say the dads side is the best
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tehesikebye

Can one of the writers on here say something real poetic about the buzzing of the part of ac units that’s outside plz so I can see it in a different light , my dads ac doing the most while I’m trying to relax in the hammock in our gallery (the unit is on the other side of the gallery wall) I AM FED UP, MY ROOM IS SO HOT CAUSE I HAVE TO CLOSE MY WINDOWS CAUSE THERES A STUPID NEIGHBORHOOD GARBAGE BIN OUTSIDE OF OUR HOUSE WHILE work is being done in its original spot and I am not a fan of the unpleasant scents that be gracing my room when the windows are opened 

kpopislifeu_707

WHY AM I SEEING THIS NOW?!?!? BUT HELL YEAHHH
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tehesikebye

@kpopislifeu_707 THE BIN IS GONE BESTAYYYY‼️‼️‼️‼️
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kpopislifeu_707

@tehesikebye omg I'm def coming for you because how are you living trapped between the bin and buzzing :"(
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