ur bff

Am I the only one who tried to be satan?? **Le gasp** Can I take your place as your heir???

Are you in love with @the-actual-jesus

My parents told me I'm your child-

I would call you dadd but you said you eat baby's for lunch but I'd like to be the one eating you ((; wow I'm lame 
          Are you yogurt because i want to spoon you? 

FATHER IS THAT REALLY YOU?!

Man...y u kick me outta hell?
          
          
          
          
          J3sus.....try and revive Hitler ONCE and your ass gets kicked up to high heavens
          
          
          
          
          Dammit Satan.....literally a what the Fuck were you thinking

Thanks for having MCR come back together (hopefully)

Are you Donald Trump?

I am going to shout out you on my profile to get you to 666 followers.

Hello Satan, are you really my bff?