theirbluegirl

OMFG I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
          	Mammon is totally the "i smelL pEnNIES" guy

theirbluegirl

Funny nsfw marvel headcannon:
          
          So I was reading Peter Parker smut when I though of this headcannon. That doesn't matter but it's important to me that y'all know that.
          
          What if one day for some reason that I'm too lazy to come up with, Tony finds out that Peters dick is bigger than his. I feel like he would sulk for a while and be all cold and distant with Peter until eventually Peter figures it out(or Pepper tells him) and he apologizes. This sounds kind of dumb now but I can't stop thinking about it.

theirbluegirl

Hi peoples. I was just wondering, why are y'all following me? Like I've been sitting here for 5 minutes trying to think of any reason why someone would follow me. I'm weird, antisocial, and not very funny. If you could just reply to this with a reason that would be great. You don't have to but it might satisfy my current curiosity. Thanks.

theirbluegirl

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My sister saw me playing obey me and she said a thing and now I can't stop thinking about it. What if Mammon ordered a jacket with 'The Mammon' printed on it and the company did that thing from Bella and the Bulldogs(if any of y'all have seen that show) and wrote 'Then Mammon'. Now that I'm writing it down it sounds really dumb but I was laughing my ass off for like 15 minutes.