Jessica ell Martin

I may be rude, but I'm funny

/just a hot mess of an account/
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            ABOUT


I'm 17 years old, 5'0, foreign girl living in London, England.

I make cruel evil jokes that people get triggered by

being ugly from ages 10-15 really patterned my personality, 

I COMMENT TOO MUCH FOR MY OWN GOOD

My comments also have a way of turning sexual for no reason

I Love old vines. food and my bed. 

Music, Netflix, and dance are my life.

Misanthrope :)

drunken mess 24/7

nearly all my friends are boys

My boyfriend is 39cm taller than me

 professional procrastinator

can go from queen to gangster in 0.2 seconds

I throw sass like confetti

badder then bitches

dripping in juice


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Sweet disaster. Sweeter then honey