I may be rude, but I'm funny
/just a hot mess of an account/
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ABOUT
I'm 17 years old, 5'0, foreign girl living in London, England.
I make cruel evil jokes that people get triggered by
being ugly from ages 10-15 really patterned my personality,
I COMMENT TOO MUCH FOR MY OWN GOOD
My comments also have a way of turning sexual for no reason
I Love old vines. food and my bed.
Music, Netflix, and dance are my life.
Misanthrope :)
drunken mess 24/7
nearly all my friends are boys
My boyfriend is 39cm taller than me
professional procrastinator
can go from queen to gangster in 0.2 seconds
I throw sass like confetti
badder then bitches
dripping in juice
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Sweet disaster. Sweeter then honey
- under your bed
- JoinedJanuary 1, 2015
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thejessicamartin
Jun 01, 2018 01:41PM
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