The Person Who Is Not You

Hello my Nickotines!

['cause soon you'd be addicted to me, yo]

Call me BJ or Nick or whatever you'd like. 




Questions: 
-insert girly voices- 

ARE YOU A GUY OR A GIRL?!
My mom never told me.

ARE YOU THE GUY ON THE PROFILE PICTURE? 
Psh,  I wouldn't be caught dead holding a flower in my mouth like that. 

HOW OLD ARE YOU?  
Depends on whether you're interested. 

IS YOUR NAME REALLY B. NICK?
No, it's my dog's name. It died, so I took its name as mine.

WHAT DOES 'B' STAND FOR?
Boobs. Nuf sayd, brah. 


--- Ironies, sarcasm and deliberate innuendos get me like nothing. You'll have me interested in no time.

--- I joined Wattpad around October '14 but have been active since January '15; I'm loving all the love and support on my works so far. 


 #39 - Wattpad's What's Hot List 



 #25 Romance - The Theory Of Everything
 #32 Humor - Inside A Boy's Head 
 #42 Humor - Drama King 
 #89 Short Story - Walking Backwards To My Dream 

TALK TO ME! OFFICIAL WEBSITE:
http://bjnick.wix.com/bjnick


---- I have no life so you'll practically find me online all the time or creeping into your bed room.


s e r i o u s  t a l k

Many of you asked me why I'm writing stories based on well, true stories. 

That's because they have more feel, and are less cliché and more realistic,  just the way we all should see the world rather than making a bubble of our own. That's not wrong okay? Because I think of Megan Fox all the time. What I'm coming at is rather than say, expecting a marriage proposal from her we could rather except a mere autograph. Henceforth, wake up.


{     insert your name here because you're just so important to me, all of you. Thank you.    }





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