Damn Margera

Fr my username is dumb but I got used to it so here I am, once again, feeling lost but now and then.
Anywho I'm here to tell you about my boring life and sheet right? Right. Kay so I really want my funeral to be loaded with booze. And dancing Elmos to be everywhere there. If legal sprinkle cocaine all over my body. Maybe burry my body with ranch. Don't forget the strippers either kiddos. Oo and if I have butt injections by the time I'm dead please don't take those out. 
I swear I'm not high but that is accurately how to explain me no joke.