we are the pigeons who rule the world





we see you
you cannot escape our grasp
join us
you cannot escape the pigeons
we shall rule the world, pigeons!
we will consume you
and then digest you
and poop you out
then you'll become our waste
and be filthy
and get flushed into the sewer
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE GRASP OF THE PIGEONS....
GIVE UP, HUMAN....
WE WILL RULE THE WORLD...
AND TURN EVERYONE INTO PIGEONS!!!
MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!





ᴘɪɢᴇᴏɴ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ (ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴇᴀᴛs ᴛʜᴇᴍ):
sunny / @crat__

ᴘɪɢᴇᴏɴ sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀs (ᴛʜᴇ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ-ɪɴ-ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴀɴᴅs):
fallen / @fallenflight_
blue / @-blueberrries

ᴘɪɢᴇᴏɴ sᴘᴏᴜsᴇ (ᴛʜɪʀᴅ ɪɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴀɴᴅ):
smidgen / @ZuberTheUber_SaveW

ᴘɪɢᴇᴏɴ sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀs (ʟᴏʏᴀʟ sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀs):
tundra / @Rawr_Chiold
swift / @Swiftstar95
insane / @InsaneThePoptart
adder / @adder_skip
pebble / @sunstruckpebbles
opal / @bright_opal
spade / @Empress_Of_Twilight
hazel / @Thunderfrost4Ever
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woah hello i just put in an email and hey — fallen
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