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i can see why.   i don't think i've seen anything quite like it before.

@lacrymosas      thank you,    but no    ..my daughter she     —has a knack for drawing,   i take it everywhere i go

@webberjr        winston,   do you even know what preposterous means?   i’ll make a deal with you,    you help her clean her room and i’ll make it five to seven business days of groundation

@thwipszn       this is preposterous !  free you my heart ! 

@webberjr       no,   your client has been found guilty on the charges she faces,   so now she’s doing time.   court adjourned 

@thwipszn           whaaaat?   me?     no, that would be..    very irresponsible—      this was clearly caused by wild bats.     it’s more common than you think

@nycslings    uh huh     ..if not you,   then who?    don’t tell me you’ve been teaching lottie how to use the web shooters

@thwipszn             oh,  that..      no,   that definitely wasn’t me        your vase is broken?   —that’s horrible

@sentswingin    ❖.       yeah.  your  presence  made  my  spidey  senses  go  off.   gotta  stay  on  my  toes,  y’know  ( ?? )

@198OSLING     ❖.       have  some  consideration,  kid  ( !! )   you  woulda  been  jumping  for  that  kite  all  night  if  i  didn’t  help.   a  thank  you  would  be  appreciated.   :/

@spiderpit    ❖.       yup,   that’s  my  job  for  the  day;   little  old  me  against  bionic  men..  super  fun.

@thwipszn,         big robo-men?  doesn’t sound scary,  sounds like a walking hazard though—   not my job.

@spiderpit    ❖.       other  than  some..  big  robo-men,  i  haven’t  seen  anything  scary.  :/

this  is  loco,  can’t  even walk  into  my  own  home.  

@neuroticlies     ❖.       you  can  never  be  so  sure  these  days,  man  ( .. )   but  proceed.

was   a   real   treat.    i'll   be   entertained   for   days   :)    alright,    let   me   help   you   up. 

@reclusens   ❖.       oh,  most  definitely.   i’m  gonna  enjoy  it  even  more  in  the  morning.  :/   did  you  enjoy  watching  me  basically  eat  shit  on  concrete  ( ?? ) 

what   kinda   gadgets   are   those?

@mordicide    ❖.      that?   uh..  i  was  testing  out  my  new  little  handy  gadgets.   just  ignore  it.