tiffandknees
Is New your city a state or a city
tiffandknees
tiffandknees
I still don't understand why it's not socially acceptable to backhand an eight year old five countries away for stepping on my toe
here-have-a-potato
@GodsOopsieDaisy bestie if a child looks at you wrong, dropkick that mf to the next century-
tiffandknees
Having a gender crisis don't hmu
EZRA404
Do you remember me? Lmao-
(I was SHSLSimpHehe)
tiffandknees
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Do you ever get a sharp pain in your stomach and think 'this is it I'm gonna fucking die' or do I need to seek medical attention
Bxk_xgx
@KatousPhatJuicyAss //Well your fate is to stay alive and live a happy and long life instead of dying to some stomach pain. (I’m really bad at trying to help people,Well its considered to be comforting more than helping i guess?) Yeah sorry at this point i’m probably wasting your time.
tiffandknees
Anyone have, like, a really rare comfort ship that just... Makes sense..?
tiffandknees
Can people sTOP BRINGING UP MY OBSESSION WITH GREEK GODS FOR FUCKS SAKE
LexiBell_King
@KatousPhatJuicyAss Zeus is overrated honestly... they make him seem so great and all but his is usually the reason for conflict... like in clash of the titans Aries is jealous of Perseus because Zeus is being more of a father to him... And then Zeus agrees to let Hades torture humans... Like seriously dude don't be so stuck up that you can't think of like a storm or something to make them worship u again... And Perseus wouldn't have been born if Zeus had kept it in his pants because of some stupid mortal he could have easily crushed... Nooo Zeus had to go and sleep with the man's wife instead... creating an even worse tyrant... Like Zeus should have just struck him with lightning in the first place instead of it being a second option... Sorry I'm rambling
tiffandknees
I do meth instead of math. I can't tell you 4×9 without a calculator.
tiffandknees
I ship Blarry religiously and have cried at least five times within the last 24 hours because of it
tiffandknees
If you don't have the 2003 strawberry shortcake theme song on your Spotify playlist you're fake. I don't make the rules, I endorse them.
tiffandknees
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