Oatmeal Goblin

almost a whole ass year later, here we are.

ight. ig i'm back-

Oh my god. I'm about to die. I was messaging this guy I met on Pinterest and he asked for a face pic so I sent it (cause I'm dumb). (It was a half face pic, don't worry) AND THIS MAN SAID "Lol you're kinda cute, white boy." AND WHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEZED, I MEAN MY LUNGS FUCKING COLLAPSED. LIKE-
          HE THOUGHT I WAS A DUDE. I'm fucking dead like Daichi. And then I told him I'm gendefluid and he was super nice n shit and it was great. But DAAAAAAMN. It was the white boy part for me-
          I'm sorry I don't know why this was so funny. Wow.

Wait-
          How tf did I have 100 followers three fuckin hours ago and now I have 116???? How-
          Y'all are great, man. T^T <3 <3 :')

YUS. 100 followers. Daaaamn. Thanks guysssss. TvT okay but like.....can we make it to 420??? lol

BRUH. THIS DUDE- 
          This guy bombed our zoom meeting in my class saying "Bisexual doesn't exist" to me in the private chat cause I had my camera on and my bi flag was in the background. LIKE BITCH, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR FUCKING GRAMMAR FIRST AND THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT WHETHER I EXIST OR NOT. Fucking asshole.

You ever just chillin in your bed at 3:00 AM and you're just like "Damn. I'm genderfluid." and then you don't get any fuckin sleep cause your having a fuckin identity crisis? Fun time, man-

Not me binging HxH while I'm supposed to be doing the math test that's worth half my grade-

BRUUUUUUH. Shit so in LA we're reading this book called The Outsiders and one of the characters name's is Dallas Winston. My name is Dallas and my cat's name is Winston. What the actual fuck-

There's fucking cat hair all over my Nekoma hoodie.