- Hipster emo trashy fangirl cringey mess
-I live in a trash bin, surrounded by my brethren. They are the only ones who can mask my cringe.
- My children will be raised under the ways of the filth, taught to embrace their inherited cringe
- My pets are individual old taco bell wrappers. They are shelly and paquita (pa- quit as in quitter- ta)
- All members of my familial unit will wear vintage emo band shirts and black spiky wide rimmed glasses
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