You can't build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know that when a lot of frightened people are running around with edged weaponry, there are deaths. Stupid deaths, usually. I'm not writing 'The A-Team' - if there's a fight going on, people will get hurt. Not letting this happen would be a betrayal.
-Terry Pratchett
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Minifics & Short Stories
A collection of short fanfictions, drabbles, etc. that I've written. Most are extremely smutty. You've been w...