nah.

When your daddy leaves you and you're stuck with a racist sugardaddy that doesn't love you or your pussy right and who gives you friction burn while furiously rubbing ur right pussy lip because he can't find ur clit but somehow has the nerve to say he's gunna "fuck you so good he'll make you straight again" but actually fucks you straight into depression :(


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home of the rants, land of the parodied shit literature. ft; 50 shades reimagining where Christian is actually the antichrist who was married with kids before he butchered them all in a bloody massacre. bonus content; Lolita, but where Dolores is of a legal age and Humbert Humbert is not a pedophile and has a name that makes sense maybe something like "Hugh" or "Hugo" and, well, actually nothing happens and the mother doesn't die and they actually have a happily ever after ending that angst ridden pre-teens can comfortably aesthetisize without romanticising child abuse. Coming mid-2017!