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tteggelaimarac

during my 5th grade year, i used to go to my grandmas house in the morning for breakfast and leave on the bus. one morning, as i was eating breakfast and talking to my grandma, (who was at the time wheelchair bound) her eyes rolled back and she stood up tall, looked down at me and yelled in the most menacing and demonic voice, "lemme take a moment to talk about war robots". after that i realized that my soul had been taken but jared's left nut and kept under danny devitos underboob