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Consider me a genius

Slytherin

Gemini

Hermès cabin

I'm good at writing

I'm an INTJ-T

I'm mentally an eight year old

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𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon

𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 say I'm crazy. You can say I'm weird

𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 make me want to kill you

𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 tell me to shut up. I'll out-talk you anytime

𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 tell me all Asians have tiny eyes. My eyes are bigger than an owl's

Also I'm South Asian/American (no, not Indian) why does everyone assume that the only countries in Asia are Korean, Japan, and China?

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I don't know what you want me to say, but here are some quotes that give off my ✨v i b e ✨

The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

I walk around like everything's fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

When life gives you lemons call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the money

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

I can resist everything except temptation.

I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.

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