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me when I first discovered I was trans: I’m gonna have my name be close to my deadname so it’ll be really easy to remember for when I come out to my family
me, like a year or so later: heehee im gay *renames self after a fictional character*
guess who cut/shaved a part of his hair so his grandparents could take him to get his hair cut by a professional over the weekend
me, vibin to the weather on wtnv:
my dad, wondering why I keep chanting the same thing over and over:
@McLeaveMeAlone you’re welcc
It’s a kind of asexual. It means that I don’t experience sexual attraction towards anyone but I still masturbate n stuff
when ur grandpa is watching a movie on the tv and one of the people look familiar so you look at the cast and crew and your suspicions were confirmed.
it was robert sheehan.
audrey 2 is the type of consciousness that would reply to "I beg your pardon?" with "then Beg"
we love having a mental breakdown during lunch right in front of your friends because you forgot to do your algebra homework even though you told yourself you’d start doing it and it’s the second semester and you start thinking shitty things about yourself and end up going to the nurse so you can calm down + not go back to class because that’s the reason why you broke down in the first place and you plan on staying until school ends