wavetoalyssa

wow i took 15 mg of melatonin to help me sleep last night and i just woke up idk where i am what i am what day it is

wavetoalyssa

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i had a dream that i was the fucking president of the united states and i just woke up and i was frazzled in my pjs in my living room sitting on the couch then opened my laptop and then i had to deliver the easter presidential speech over facetime

bongcloudftw

@wavetoalyssa well i think all the people would christen the President the new memelord 
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bongcloudftw

that would honestly be so gangster imagine if this actually happened
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wavetoalyssa

when i was a kid my friend invited me to eat dinner with her after ramadan ended and there was this yogurt drink that was salted does anyone know the name of that and where i can get it

wavetoalyssa

@bongcloudftw OMG URE MY LIFE SAVIOUR TYSM TYSM TYSM
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wavetoalyssa

they should put chaewon in some body armour and make her wrestle goats like ik that would relieve so much stress

bongcloudftw

@wavetoalyssa im telling you we need kpopmma like do you know how much money I would pay to watch yunjin and wonyoung beat each other up in the octagon
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bongcloudftw

they should throw chaewon in the octagon 
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wavetoalyssa

if only somi wasn’t painfully straight…she could have been the token hot gay mf that would show up to each company and ransack every girl group collecting situationships like superbowl rings

bongcloudftw2

@wavetoalyssa nahhh that's crazy cuhh LMAOOO
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wavetoalyssa

me personally if i was an idol id start just messing with the economy like id mention a random stock and watch as people just make the value skyrocket (i literally commit several federal crimes on vlive)

bongcloudftw

@wavetoalyssa i mean yeah it's a crime cause it's pump and dump but like we know how youtubers tell people to buy something then that thing sells out LMAOOO
            maybe as a kpop idol i should hold those "double your crypto investment" streams ☠️☠️☠️
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bongcloudftw

yo guys i need y'all to go buy some texas oil futures now
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