*clears throat*
[aggressively to catch attention]

Greetings good guests of this page, I am Steffanie; a young maiden of 15 from Sweden who prefers to go by the name of Steffi.
[imagine a snobbish, novelty accent belonging in the 1800]

I'd like to think of myself as a mediocre writer whom has - quite unfortunately - gotten too used to the luxuries of sleep, excessive amounts of food & the freedom to do whatever I choose, something that has resulted in me not really writing anymore because I simply cannot force myself to do it.
[a nicer way of saying one is too lazy too be bothered]

At the moment I have an ongoing book in my mother's tongue called "Till min bror", but I am about to discontinue & remove it since I fear I have not done my research correctly & am merely making a mockery of people with anxiety, which have never been my desire. I deeply apologize if that has been the case. 
Perhaps I will rewrite it in the future, but not as of now.
[fearfully hiding from the few people whom actually enjoyed the book] 

I can however announce that I have marvelous ideas for future books! They will most likely not be an original work of mine, but rather a spin-off so to say from already existing works by splendid creators.
[fanfiction people, fanfiction]

I do take an interest in a variety of things, and naming all would simply take too much time so I'll make a short list;

• Atla [Avatar The Legend of Aang]

• Lok [Legend of Korra]

• Disney & Pixar 

• She-Ra & The Princesses of Power

• Httyd [How to train your dragon, books + movies]

• Harry Potter 

Do remember that this is a short list - I can name quite a lot more, but you will simply have to stick around to find out.
[I am she-who-has-too-many-interests, trust me]

Oh my, this is growing a tad bit longer than I expected so I'll have to bid you adieu for now - I sincerely hope I'll see you around!

[Bye for now, and welcome!]