wh0re4gideon

Love your username it from yes sir

not the sophomore at my highschool who got pregnant by her loser boyfriend coming into my work today with her very noticeable belly and her and i making eye contact and it being awkward— 

Girl what is Ur bio LMAO

i literally fainted at work today and had to go to the hospital 

omgggg!!!!! im taking this online early college course and today was our first lecture and tell me why the professor was sooooo foineeeee like……. *insert crying/laughing emoji* brb…. about to escape and enter my wattpad fantasy xoxo 

wait we can like comments now??? 

new pfp

bro this white dude came to my work wearing a cap that had “2nd amendment. god x guns” written on it and he was so fkn rude to me but didn’t have that same energy for my white coworker *skull emoji* i just KNOW he was thinking to himself “who let these negros outta their chains?” *insert crying/laughing emoji x3* 

11:43 pm rn

OMG THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS OF YES, SIRS BOOK 2 ARE OUT IM FKN SCREAMINGGGGGG!!!!!!!! GIDEONNNNNNNN !!!!!!!