wh4twh0wh3n

oh how i long to look so androgynous that people take one look at me and get confused on what to address me as

Vallesneria

@wh4twh0wh3n I dunno fool but I'm guessing your the fine shyte
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user65165693

I type like that and then 
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wh4twh0wh3n

oh how i long to look so androgynous that people take one look at me and get confused on what to address me as

Vallesneria

@wh4twh0wh3n I dunno fool but I'm guessing your the fine shyte
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user65165693

I type like that and then 
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wh4twh0wh3n

til you say hello kitty make me go rawr rawr

Vallesneria

@wh4twh0wh3n Damn, I just imagine the stares from here lmfao
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wh4twh0wh3n

@Vallesneria someone already did and that someone is my dad
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Vallesneria

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@wh4twh0wh3n Lol imagine someone who doesn't know the lyrics just randomly hear you say I'm the shit-
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wh4twh0wh3n

happy pride month in advance bc it's the last day for the straggots to be straight. you will all turn gay by june first, i don't make the rules

wh4twh0wh3n

@Listenleo yuppp it's mandatory for every straggots to become gay this month <3
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Listenleo

@wh4twh0wh3n Happy Pride WELL rules are rules I guess 
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wh4twh0wh3n

sometimes i just look at my reading lists and be like damn the way i have immaculately superior taste. like i'm looking at the lineup on my all time fav reading list and i almost creamed myself
          
          (i've read some great stories lately so check for the ones i recently added if you're looking for something to read)
          
          ((feel free to give me recommendations too, preferably completed stories))
          
          (((if you think you have better reading lists than mine *impossible* let me know and i'll check yours so i can steal- i mean find new stories to read)))

wh4twh0wh3n

@AScandalPersonified i appreciate it but feel free to leave anytime the insanity gets too much lmao
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AScandalPersonified

the reading lists were why i followed you in the first place, i stayed for the insanity
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wh4twh0wh3n

I'm supposed to choose a suitor to wear the crown
          I said I would choose as soon as I weave this shroud
          They don't know that every night
          I unthread all the work I've done
          
          'Cause I'd rather lie
          Than allow them to think they've won
          Though I never thought that I'd resort to this
          Just know I'll be here
          
          But I don't know how much longer I'll last since we saw that storm
          And though it was so close to our kingdom, it was far from the norm, unless
          Oh, could it be some kinda sign
          That my world is all about to change?
          Is it finally time for the challenge I arranged?
          Though I never thought that it would come to this
          Just know I'll be here buying you time
          
          Time is fleeting, it's running out
          Time to be the man of the house (oh, buying you time)
          Time is fleeting, it's running out
          Time to be the man of the house
          
          Whoever can string my husband's old bow
          And shoot through 12 axes cleanly
          Will be the new king, sit down at the throne
          And rule with me as his queen
          
          Let the arrow fly
          Once you know that your aim is true
          'Cause I'd rather die
          Than grow old without the best of you
          
          Though I never thought that these would be the lengths we go for love
          I would not have it any other way
          And though I never thought that it would end like this
          Just know I'll be here
          Waiting, waiting
          
          waiting, waiting
          (Penelope) waiting, waiting
          Oh
          
          ((someone save me from my epic the musical brainrot))

Vallesneria

@wh4twh0wh3n I will fall in love with you. Over and over again
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_ethereal_violet

This is totally random but, WHERE DID U GET UR PFP FROMM? 
          I've litr searched for it on Pinterest for so long but could nott find it :((( 

_ethereal_violet

@wh4twh0wh3n OMG I FOUND ITTT TYSM MWAHH 
            And omd I would litr cry if my account got deleted, i guess i have to make an alt now, this sucks , but thank youu for letting me know. Appreciate it!!
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wh4twh0wh3n

@_ethereal_violet i did get it from pinterest! my search was black cat face i think
            
            also idk if it's still happening but just for a heads up, pinterest has a new AI moderation that was (and maybe still is) deleting people's accounts. so a lot of users have either been using backup account or logging off and not using their account at all to avoid the AI mod from detecting their activity and deleting their account for no reason
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wh4twh0wh3n

i hate how in my country, the homophobes somehow always hate bottoms more, especially the twinks or less masculine ones just bc we're not 'the man' when it comes to gay sex...
          
          do you know how annoying it is to douche until you're sure it's clean down there, stopping yourself from eating few hours before sex and be mindful of what you're eating in general, be the one who's more prone to injury, dealing with the soreness afterwards, not to mention if you do all of that and the man topping you can't even last long in bed or his dick is smaller than a baby shrimp??? and this is not even including the extra struggles of living in a homophobic country. let alone if you're sexually active
          
          in short, respect bottoms lmfao

ChristopherHumphrey1

@wh4twh0wh3n  Baby shrimp bahahahjaha but no fr preach I'm a vers so I know what it is to bottom fr it's made annoying when have douche make sure clean and stuff 
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wh4twh0wh3n

@Lesbian_Bibliophile i think it just depends on the context. if it's for jokes i guess it's fine, but there are people who use it as an insult and i'm like shut up please you sound dumb as hell
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wh4twh0wh3n

@Idk2_donaskme ahhh ok. this is the first time i've heard abt that
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