wolfyroses666

....I am Maria Lee Ash Rose ... 

I may be off my rocker to some people but i have always heard that the best people are!

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
- Anton Chekhov

"Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away."
- Benjamin Franklin

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Bernard Baruch

Inside me, there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
- Charlie Chaplin

"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it."
- Clarence Darrow

"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning."
- Clint Eastwood

"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
- Dorothy Parker

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
- Erma Bombeck

hope ya enjoyed some of those