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so basically what happened was a stegosoris found this unicorn were like you know friends with benefits but after a wile the friendship became a bit more and stuff started to happen and stuff got freaky and a few months passed and the unicorn was like were out of condoms and so the unicorn decided to go to the store and get some more and she did. Mr.Stegosoris was at work when this all happened. but curiously enough the unicorn saw some pregnancy tests and decided HEY!!! WHY DONT I GET SOME ANYWHORE!!! and she did that night stuff got freaky and the unicorn decided after a few weeks  hey why don't I take a test and she did and the test came out positive after telling the stegosoris and dealing with him passing out and a 8 1/2 months passing the unicorn gave birth to the one and only lady gaga and then a ray of dark rainbows came clashing down too  earth and there I was made 
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