xxjayb1rdxx

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xxjayb1rdxx

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Honestly, 
          [MARVIN]
          That's the king. Treat him nice
          Use some brains; now protect him
          
          [WHIZZER]
          Yes, I know
          Here I go
          
          [MARVIN]
          Play the game
          
          [WHIZZER]
          Please, don't watch me
          I can do it!
          
          [MARVIN]
          Have a little scotch
          
          [WHIZZER]
          Shit, I blew it
          Maybe you could show me where
          I fear I've lost my head
          
          [MARVIN]
          Do you want my help?
          
          [WHIZZER]
          No, I don't
          I can think it through myself
          
          [MARVIN]
          Start again. We've seen the worst
          
          [WHIZZER]
          I'll go first
          
          [MARVIN]
          Move a pawn
          
          [WHIZZER]
          No, sir
          
          [MARVIN]
          Move
          
          [WHIZZER]
          Where?
          
          [MARVIN]
          There
          
          [WHIZZER]
          Here?
          
          [MARVIN]
          Move a pawn
          
          [WHIZZER]
          Who?
          
          [MARVIN]
          Not the queen
          
          [WHIZZER]
          Who?
          
          [MARVIN]
          Jesus
          
          [MARVIN & WHIZZER]
          Life's a sham and
          Every move is wrong
          We've examined
          Every move as we move along
          
          [MARVIN]
          Winning is everything to me
          
          [WHIZZER]
          Nothing is everything to me
          
          [MARVIN]
          Winning is everything to me
          
          [WHIZZER]
          Nothing is everything to me
          Except sex...
          
          [MARVIN]
          Move a pawn
          
          [WHIZZER]
          And money
          
          [MARVIN]
          Good first move
          
          [WHIZZER]
          Quite alright
          Take a turn
          
          [MARVIN]
          Thank you kindly
          
          [WHIZZER]
          Move the pawn
          Move the pawn
          Take my hand
          Play the game
          
          [MARVIN]
          God you're pretty
          
          [WHIZZER]
          More's the pity
          Since you need a man...
          
          [MARVIN]
          What?
          
          [WHIZZER]
          Who's brainy...
          
          [MARVIN]
          Or...
          
          [MARVIN & WHIZZER]
          Witty
          
          [MARVIN]
          Move
          
          [WHIZZER]
          What should I do now?
          
          [MARVIN]
          Move
          
          [WHIZZER]
          Where?
          
          [MARVIN]
          There
          
          [WHIZZER]
          How should I behave myself?
          Maybe we should call it quits
          
          [MARVIN]
          This game shits
          
          [WHIZZER]
          Let me win
          
          [MARVIN]
          Yes, sir
          
          [WHIZZER]
          Please
          
          [MARVIN]
          Yes
          
          [WHIZZER]
          Thanks
          
          [MARVIN]
          Wait!
          
          [WHIZZER]
          Whizzer wins!
          
          [MARVIN]
          Wait!
          
          [WHIZZER]
          Whizzer wins!
          
          [MARVIN]
          Wait!
          
          [WHIZZER]
          Checkmate!
          
          [MARVIN & WHIZZER]
          Life's a sham and every move is wrong
          We've examined every move as we move along

xxjayb1rdxx

truly a gay moment
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xxjayb1rdxx

[WHIZZER]
            Marvin...!
            Whizzer's supposed to make the dinner
            Be a patsy, lose at chess
            Always bravely acquiesce
            Clip the coupons, make the dinner
            And love him
            This has got to come to a stop, Marvin
            
            [MARVIN]
            This had got to come to a stop, Whizzer
            
            [WHIZZER]
            This has been a lousy but
            
            [WHIZZER & MARVIN]
            Fabulous flop
            
            [MARVIN]
            Anyone understand?
            All I want's a kiss
            Anyone understand?
            
            [WHIZZER]
            Don't start explaining
            I'm sick of explaining
            
            (MARVIN) AND [WHIZZER]
            And this had better come to a stop
            (Whizzer) [Marvin]
            Now, (Whizzer) [Marvin]
            Ciao, (Whizzer) [Marvin]
            Bend
            This had better come
            This had better come to a
            This, this, this, this
            
            [WHIZZER]
            This had better come to an end
            
            [MARVIN]
            This had better come to an end
            
            [MARVIN & WHIZZER]
            This had better come to an end
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