♉︎ My name's Keith but you can call me John
𝑸𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒎𝒚 𝒅𝒂𝒅:
"Fuck lawyers!"
~ my dad, a lawyer
"Welp Keith, this is how we save the environment."
~ my dad while eating vegan ice cream
"Oh wow this is so cool look how many eggs you have-"
~ my dad while looking through my records
•I have ADHD and anxiety
"Whenever I think about him I want to throw up and cry."
-my friend Caden on Lars Ulrich
•miscellaneous likes and dislikes
𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒔:
-The Who 🎯
-Yoga
-Guitar and singing
-Oats
-gato 🐈⬛
𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒔:
-Milk
•Songs I like don't ask🧍♂️: Tin Soldier, Love Reign O'er Me, Un Sospiro, Dancing in the Street, Surfs Up, White Summer/Black Mountain Side, Albatross, Heat Above, Shangri-La, Indian Summer, Got Nothing to Prove, Respect, Street In the City
My Instagram just because I'm way more active there and it's funnier:
Personal: @todd_mahal
Shitpost: @queen.of.the.facking.universe
- your mother’s butt
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Stories by KEET‼️
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