𝐯𝐮𝐥𝐩𝐞𝐬 𝐳𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐚

Wattpad sta piano piano tornando ad essere la mia piccola oasi di serenità 

; bellissimo il tuo theme 

Ho quasi finito la hairline della parrucca di Xiao (prima hairline che faccio nella mia vita) e sta venendo bene
          Pensavo fosse un'impresa molto più ardua

Voglio parlare con qualcuno dei miei special interests per ore.
          Problema: nessuno condivide i miei special interests né ha voglia di sentirsi parlare di astronomia, storia antica o letteratura cinese per ore

Ragazzi non so a chi frega ma sto davvero continuando a scrivere la Kavetham, se la leggeste e lasciaste una stellina mi farebbe molto piacere 

(The Diagnosis is taking over my mind)

It's his look, it's his vibe, it's his status as a scribe, bet you nag him like a spouse because you can't afford his house!!
          It's the clap clap claps he got as Acting Grand Sage, do you snap snap snap because his youth reminds you of your age?
          Turn the page! It could be the fact that you want his wage since you're always out of mora, 
          You know debts like I know flora!
          For a second just reflect, and respect our intellect, our theory isn't off the cut, it's obvious!!
          I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!
          *Wink wonk*
          
          Fellas~ he's jealous~ no wonder why, if I was broke as you… I'd feel pathetic too~~
          All clues accrue! They tell us ~ you're jealous~ you're diagnosed, let's toast to nature's laws! You're symptoms have a cause~~!!
          You've been in denial a while but it'd be best if you confessed the way you really feel…
          You'd share it, we'd hear it, your spirit would soar!
          There's no need to conceal what could help you to heal…
          So tell us… you're jealous… we're zealous… cuz we've been there before!!
          You'd share it! We'd hear it! Your spirit! Would soar!
          Tell us you're jealous! The truth is an useful tool! 
          Tell us you're jealous! Let's move on so we can duel!
          Tell us you're jealous! You don't have to play pretend!
          Tell us you're jealous! Or this song will never end…
          
          I'm jealous!!
          I knew it.
          AL HAITHAM?!?!
          YAYYY!

This is why rooming with Al Haitham is the worst! Oh, and another thing, he's been wearing my LIMITED EDITION weasel house slippers!!
          Kaveh, stop complaining about Al Haitham...
          Besides, why would HE wear YOUR slippers? If he wanted, he could buy thousands of them
          Ughh, on top of everything else, I think I'm getting sick!
          At the mention of Al Haitham, maybe
          Heheh- uhm uhm. Kaveh, as a forest watcher, I've seen my share of ailments. If you'd like, with Cyno's help, I can diagnose you.
          DO YOU THINK THIS IS SERIOUS?! Tell me what you see!!
          Hm… cheeks are sunken!! Like an old man's as he dies
          What?!
          And from the bulging of your eyes you've got the most severe of cases!!
          That's just how my face is!
          Posture's shrunken, nausea is your new routine!!
          It's time for us to intervene!!
          And shed a light on what your symptoms mean!
          All the indicators tell us~ you're jealous ~  it's safe to say Al Haitham's great renown in Teyvat brings you down!~
          They tell us~ you're jealous~ you're diagnosed, let's toast to nature's laws! Your symptoms have a cause!~
          This is crazy! What makes you think I'm jealous of Al Haitham?!

Tigh

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