Anna the Oreo

Girl, proud Slytherin, absolutely obsessed with Oreos and orange juice, a cunning assassin, Harry Potter intrigued, not a book worm, but a book dragon, for I devour words, loves salads now for some reason?? Party animal, loving the vibes too hard, being a crackhead, yet surprisingly funny, and intelligent.

Alcohol is a question, and the answer is yes. 

Only settling for territorial Fae males, Illyrian bastards, wizards, and villains.

I《am》the villain of the story.

Too wise peeps, my wisdom is tiring.

If my man's not fictional, then I ☆don't want it☆.

Anyone wanna guess how old I am?

I'm a perfectly sarcastic mafia boss and businesswoman honey.




~I'm a good noodle, (some of the time)
~I will absofuckinlutely steal your Oreos
~No you're crazy
~I love Oreos
~Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does.
~You're a kafoofle
~And they were ROOMMATES. Oh my god they were roommates.
~Be your beautiful bad self
~I'm in me mom's car broom broom
~SING!
~Country boyy I love youuu bleahdgh
~I don't care
~Boys will be boys, but girls will be women
~Have you been to Wonderland? It's truly wonderful.
~I don't care what you are doing right now just try to fly
~Ba doom tish!
~Wiggle!
~Do you mind? I'm trying to fucking get somewhere
~Posh accent battle!
~Overcome your fears
~Remember that time when you walked into a room then forgot why you were there and went out but then you remembered so you go back in again
~Wolfie
~Black Lives Matter
~To the stars that listen, and the dreams that are answered. -Rhysand from Sarah J Maas.
~Pottah
~"And I'm Malfoy, Draco, Malfoy."
~"You'll find I can be very, persuasive."
~Bloody hell
~"Everyone. Where they are, what they're doing, every minute, of every day!" "Brilliant!"
~Potttttahhhhh I love youuu yes I dooo
~My father will hear about this!
~"Where you're going Flint?"
~"Amused Blaise?"
~Mentally dating Draco Malfoy, Tom Riddle, Fred and George Weasely, Oliver Wood, Blaise Zabini, and sometimes, just sometimes, Ron Weasely.