haikyuu boyfriend scenarios

dirty pick up lines they use on you

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𝗼𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮 ♥
- i'm not into watching sunsets, but i'd love to see you go down

𝗶𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘇𝘂𝗺𝗶 ♥
- do you have pet insurance? no. that's too bad because your pussy is going to get pounded tonight.

𝗺𝗮𝗱 𝗱𝗼𝗴 ♥
- are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? the condom in my pocket goes out of date tomorrow, so why don't you help me use it?

𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘂 ♥
- can you tell me what time your legs open, please?

𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗷𝗶𝗺𝗮 ♥
- did you send the invitation to the party between your legs in the post or do you wanna give it to me in person?