I once met a Manatee
He was a real fatty
But he also looked
as cuddly as a Paddington bear
Suddenly, the name blurted out
From my mouth
Without my consent:
I called him Fatty Paddington!
[NOTE: True story---I went on a field trip to Blue Springs and saw this really fat manatee and I just. . . . Randomly called him Fatty Paddington for no reason. Well, kind of because he did look like a big fat cuddly Paddington bear, idk why. I'm weird. The picture looks nothing like him, of course, but I didn't have a camera to take a picture of him, unfortunately. 3: ]
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