Haikyuu Trans chat

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A big fucking time skip of like 2 weeks, Yachi is still trying to figure themself out so she has joined the group chat. They use She/They pronouns and hasn't found the right label yet, btw her name is "Anxious Crow" lmao

8:47pm

Johzenji Mother: Hello people, I want Noya, Kinoshita, Suna, Kunimi, and Goshiki to take your binders off! Go drink some water, get some food everyone! Remember that we all love and care for you!

Jesus's devil: wOw, you meant it when you said you would take care of us huh?

Lazy bitch: Ughhh, it's bad enough that I have the whole team on me about this stuff

Stoner: Ugh, thanks for reminding me ig

Bowl-cut brat: Hmph, fineeeee

Forgotten forever: Oh lol I almost forgot

Anxious Crow: Um, Hi guys..?

Johzenji mother: Hi baby!(platonically) I hope you had a good day! Go drink some water please!

Anxious crow: I did :D, I had a whole meal today! I'm proud of myself!

Stoner: Wow! That's great Hitoka

Jesus's devil: GOOD JOB MY KOHAI

forgotten forever: Great job Hitoka!

Lazy bitch: I'm proud of you

The maddest of dogs: Good job...I guess...I'm proud

Famer boi: Great job, Yachi-chan.

Bowl-cut brat: AMAZING YACHI

Johzenji mother: IM SO PROUD OF YOU BABY!

Anxious crow: *Anxiety noises*

Lazy bitch: Okay bye, I'm going to bed. It's way past my bed time.

The maddest of dogs: Now, Kuni, dont be rude.

Anxious crow:

Bowl-cut brat:

Jesus's devil:

Farmer boi:

Forgotten forever:

Johzenji mother:

Stoner:

Lazy bitch: Wut

The maddest of dogs: Heyyyy people, Matsun here. This is the chat Kyou was talking about huh?

Lazy bitch: Why would he tell you about the chat of all people, tbh I would rather tell Hanamaki more than you.

The maddest of dogs: WOW, I take offence to that my kohai. And he told me because I use he/they pronouns dumbass. Ig no one told the first year then

Lazy bitch: I guess

The maddest of dogs: Wait no, it's just you. Kindaichi has used those pronouns for me before.

Lazy bitch: Ugh well now I know, do you wanna be in this chat?

The maddest of dogs:: Well, who all is here?

Jesus's devil: Me aka Nishinoya aka best libero, Yachi is here, Kuni-chan, Misaki, Ushijima, Goshiki, Suna, and Kinoshita

The maddest of dogs: Who is Kinoshita?

Forgotten forever: That would be I, havent played once in an actual match

The maddest of dogs: Oof, okay gimme a sec to add myself into the chat

The maddest of dogs added Meme lord #1

Johzenji mother: That's really your name?

Meme lord #1: Well obviously

The maddest of dogs: They finally gave me my phone back 😑

Meme lord #1: Oh shush Kyou

Stoner: I'm really apt to killing someone right now

Johzenji mother: Who? And why?

Stoner: Some karen that is yelling at Kita-San, Akagi, and Samu for wearing a fucking skirt

Johzenji mother: Where are you?

Stoner: Um the mall

Jesus's devil: The real devil has awoken

Stoner: OH FUCK NO SHE JUST HIT AKAGI, IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HER

Bowl-cut brat: Um, Ushiwaka? I wear skirts alot, if I wear them in public will I get in trouble

Farmer boi: This is Tendou okay? You would never get in trouble with anyone that has any good conscience okay? You will be okay. Suna. Who all is there with you?

Stoner: Me, Akagi, Atsumu, Kita, Osamu, and Aran

Famer boi: Okay. All of you go outside, and if that bitch follows you, hit her. Doesnt fucking matter, she hit Akagi, therefore it is considered self defense.

Stoner: Alright

Anxious crow: Umm are you guys okay?

Stoner: I forgot Yachi was in the chat, we are fine Hitoka.

Anxious crow: Okay...