the friend group

S I X T Y - O N E

hi guys :) i hope y'all ain't mad at me from that last chapter aha -dice rolls poetically- but, enjoy

*the next day y'all woke up and you barked at ale then got up and ran out the room*
ale: ...
*you came back and grabbed a pillow and hit him with it*
y: fuck you stupid bitch
ale: what did i do
y: breathe now stop doing it
ale: i- no die
*talia walked in*
ale: talia help..
talia: ok..
y: AHHHHH
ale: WHAT
talia: WHAT HAPPENED
y: SPIDERRR
*you ran and jumped on your vanity and prayed*
ale: i killed it you baby
y: thanks
*you jumped into talias arms and she put you down*
y: you
*you pointed at ale*
ale: what
y: hi
ale: hi
y: ima fuck you up hoe :)
ale: PLS NO
talia: girl there's a baby in there... chill...
y: whatever
talia: did y'all tell your supporters yet?
y: no...
ale: no
talia: YALL NEEDA TELL THEM
y: i got this
*you posted a tiktok blinking and captioned it "y'all have a new sibling otw‼️" n posted it*
talia: hope they figure it out
y: me too
*you opened your phone and went to the comments*
dunkinxy/n: ??
bxby.y/n.stan: HELLO WHAT IS THIS
nobcdie: HELLO?? PREGNANT?? ARE YOU PREGNANT?!
*liked by creator*

*renae barged in*
renae: i'm pregnant
y: WHAT
ale: HUHH?
talia: who's the dad
renae: kairi...
y: damn again ??
talia: same tbh
y: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
ale: WHAT
y: y'all both pregnant
talia: ig so
ale: yall are a cult-
y: pretty much
kairi: hi guys i here now
talia: wassup dad
y: hi dad
kairi: what
renae: y'all tell him
ale: she's pregnant w yo kid again
talia: yea
*you ignored there convo and posted on your spam*

ifinnesedyobitch.com: wake up now. your sibling is otw. cmon kids pack up the mini van!!
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*then to your main*

Likes: 2.3 million
y/n.polibio: bitch, it's lil uzi vert. ☄️💖
comments: 1 million
*after that you payed attention*
mattia: so talia your pregnant?
talia: yes
y: damn i missed a lot
ale: yea they all know it's pretty funny
y: right like damn imagine being pregnant
ale: ikr
renae: girl stfu your pregnant too
*you chucked a pillow at her face and she fell*
y: HAHAHAHAHHAAH
renae: IMA KILL YOU
y: PLS NO
*you got up and hid behind kairi*
y: PLS NO PAIN
talia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
renae: YOUR SO LUCKY RN
y: ah, we should go to target
ale: YEA LETS GO TO TARGET
talia: bet
renae: ok
*y'all went to the car*
y: don't be shy pass the aux.. pass the fucking aux
talia: oh no
*ale passed you the aux*
y: thanks shawty *you played it's everyday bro 😎*
ale: UHH..
kairi: why just why
y: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND VIBE
*yall all vibed*
y: yeaaa do what i say
mattia: shut up ugly
y: me ugly? hoe look at you, your done built like the y axis
ale:  not the y axis-
y: yes the y axis
mattia: and you built like the toaster
y: you are a toaster, die
mattia: no you
y: fuck off
mattia: fuck you
y: fuck you
mattia: i hate you die
y: i hate you more you pesticide
ale: y'all shut up you know you love eachother
mattia: YOU AND YOUR WEAK PULL OUR GAME NEED TO SHUT UP
ale: BOY YOU CANT BE TALKING
mattia: whatever
y: WOOOO WWRE AT TARGET
*you jumped out and ran inside and everyone followed as you ran to the stuffed animal isle*
ale: uh oh
kairi: i'll get another shopping cart....
*you grabbed a bunch of stuffed animals and threw them in both carts then y'all continued shopping and then cashed out*
y: yay stuffed animals!!
*you put them in the car and then got in the car as y'all listened to music and drove to get roshaun and alvaro and y'all vibed more*
roshaun: guys we should get a group house
talia: YEA WE SHOULD ALSO ME AND RENAE ARE PREGNANT
alvaro: WHAT
y: yea they said it earlier
roshaun: well now yk what that means
alvaro: what?
y: what
roshaun: 3 kids which means 3 kids to teach how to swear
y: uh-
alvaro: GENIUS
ale: y/n there gonna babysit if needed
y: oh god , let's get house shopping i'll make my mom pay
mattia: smart!
*y'all went to roberts house told him the plan then y'all started looking for a house too you found one and asked your parents...*

y: my mom said yea
mattia: what she said bc her mom is
also my mom
ale: my mom said yea too
alvaro: same
roshaun: same
talia: my mommy said yes as long as yalls
mommy's say it's ok
renae: my mom said yea
robert: let's start stripping this money isn't gonna get itself
*he started twerking*
y: girlie pop i physically and emotionally cannot handle this today
robert: aha ;)
y: IM SCARED WHERES MY BAE
talia and ale: here
*you all looked at eachother*
robert: well isn't this awkward
y: uh..
ale: EXPLAIN
y: uh
talia: YEA EXPLAIN BITCH
y: surprise ??
ale: WHOS THE DAD THEN ME OR HER
talia: ME
ale: NO ME
y: it'a actually renae sorry guys
ale: WHATTTTT
talia: WHATDIDSHESAYYYY
y:i think..
mattia: MAURY TIME
roshaun: mk so my studies show... alejandro you are the father
talia: DAMNIT
ale: haha
y: damn
*uh teleportation skills to a time skip aka NEW HOUSEEEEE*

*after a few weeks, y'all finally bought the house yall set it up all pretty*
y: i like it here
ale: same
mattia:me and talia are sharing a room btw
kairi: so are me and renae
y: oooo tea
ale: ooop
y: i'm stuck with this rat
ale: shut up
y: no you ill murder you
ale:  blah blah
*y'all went to yalls room and set it up*
y: ayo it's kinda fine -dice rolls-
ale: uh-
y: chile lemme simp for da floor
ale: UMMM
y: anyways let's go harrass everyone
ale: smart
*you ran in alvaros room*
alvaro: yes
y: wassup mamas looking thick asf today ;)
alvaro: i'm scared
y: ah
*you ran downstairs to roshaun*
y: hey bbg, when you gon lemme hit ahahaa
roshaun: i-
*you ran back upstairs to ale*
y: wassup mami *you dice rolled* lemme get that number shawty, lookin fine asl mamas
ale: uh...
y: BARK
*you ran downstairs on the couch and watched netflix and later on everyone came and sat with you. later on you went upstairs and went to bed :)*

i'm so sorry for not posting i went to florida to visit my grandmother, dw, we are all negative and we're negative for covid❤️

bye bye gimmie ideas btw