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Are You A Magician?

*Jongseob enters Theo's room*

Jongseob: hey hyung, can i tell you something?

Theo: *skeptical* yeah? go ahead?

Jongseob: are you a magician? cuz ABRACA-DAYUM BOI!

Theo: *sigh* Yeah. Now watch me disappear

*Theo exits the room*

Jongseob: OH COME ON IT WAS A GOOD ONE 

Jongseob: *huffs* GUYS THEO'S BEING NO FUN AGAIN

Keeho: what's the matter? what happened?

Jongseob: he just shut down my pick up line

Keeho: OH HELL NAH, NOT ON MY WATCH!

Keeho: *under his breath* THIS MEANS WAR

Keeho: GUYS WE ARE HEADING INTO A PICK AND DISS WAR, COLLECT YOUR LINES AND REMEMBER  WE MUST NOT LET HIM WIN, UNDERSTOOD!

Soul, Intak, Jiung: YES SIR!

*Keeho approaches a peaceful Theo drinking his tea in the kitchen*

Keeho: Hey Theo

Theo: what?

Keeho: if you were a McDonalds burger, you'd be the McGorgeous

Theo: *sips tea and puts cup in the sink* thanks, Ronald, but i've already talked (and will talk) to enough clowns today

*Theo leaves the kitchen*

Keeho: *dramatically falls* AAAAAAHHH MAN DOWN, I REPEAT MAN DOWN

*Intak walks by Theo sitting on the sofa watching tv*

Intak: Hey hyung

Theo: huh

Intak: do you believe in love at first site? oooor should i walk by again?

Theo: *nodding*  yeah, yeah, go ahead. I need to practice hitting a moving target

Intak: *gob smacked, falls to the ground, no words said*

*Theo goes back to watching tv*

*Soul plops himself next to Theo and hugs him*

Soul: hey hyung, feel my shirt

Theo: *touches Souls shirt, all of a sudden realization hits him* wait-

Soul: that's boyfriend material right there

Theo: *under his breath* welp, this is gonna be a long day

Theo: *stands up* i must say Soul-ah, it looks a little to clingy and hard to maintain

*Theo enters the bathroom with a book*

Soul: JIUNG HYUNG YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE!

*Jiung breaks the door to the bathroom, to see Theo shitting on the toilet*

Theo: AAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK!

Jiung: Hey Theo

Theo: WHAT?!?!

Jiung: roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when i'm with you

Theo: WELP, ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, FACES LIKE YOURS BELONG IN THE ZOO

Theo: NOW GET OUT AND FIX THE FUCKING DOOR!

*Jiung exits the bathroom, the door only hanging by a hinge, he plops himself down on the sofa next to Soul, like the others*

Jiung: well lads, it's hard to say, but...

*Soul, Keeho, Jongseob and Intak getting happy*

Jiung: ...but we have lost

*Incoherant noises coming out of all the boys' mouths as they all one by one end up falling to the floor*

*Theo walks out of the bathroom, to see all 5 of them on the floor looking dead*

Theo: *shouting* MANEGER, I THINK WE NEED TO HIGHER A PEST CONTROL TEAM, WE HAVE 5 DEAD RATS LYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM!