"I'm fine!" BNHA Chatfic

best jeanist no longer has a house

[ 1-A CHAT]

Hawks: Toko

Hawks: Tokoyami

Hawks: S o n

Tokoyami: what

Hawks: wanna commit arson

Tokoyami: hell fucking yes

Shoji: ok arson is cool but- Son?? what-

Hawks: hes my son dumbass

Tokoyami: i was not aware of this fact

Iida: What did i wake up to-

Tokoyami: babe it's 3 pm

Iida: and?

Asui; you all concern me

Asui: aight why's my name Asui i was havin a good time then saw this shit

*Kaminari changed Asui to Tsu*

Tsu: thank you bitch

*Tokoyami changed name to sad*

sad: 😌✌

*sad changed Iida to pog*

pog: W h a t

sad: you wouldn't get it

Kaminari: POGGGGGGGG

sad: see he gets it

pog: what the fuck

sad: aight who taught him how to curse

Sero: 😗✌ ima g o-

sad: you arent off the hook yet weed man

*Sero changed name to weed man*

weed man: weed

sad: ik but why did you teach my innocent boi how to curse

pog: im not innocent

sad: shh

pog: ;-;

pog: i literally tried to murder someone i am no where near innocent

sad: you w hat

sad: you tried to murder someone without me??

sad: betrayel.

weed man: betrayal

sad: shut

weed man: *shuts*?

Hawks: son are we gonna burn down best jeanist house or not??

sad: yES

Hawks: aight come to my house

sad: wa i t

sad: IM IN THE HOSPITAL F U C K

Hawks: you

Hawks: you idiot how do you forget your in a hospital

*sad has changed name to memory loser*

memory loser: i have no idea

Hawks: eh i forgot how to breath for 15 minutes once

Tsu: you what

Tsu: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD I

Hawks: hero commission stuff

Tsu: i suddenly do not want to be a hero anymore

sad: aight dad ive snuck out of the hospital what do i do now

Hawks: i

Hawks: meet me at jeanist's house

sad: k

[three hours later]

sad: so we burned down jeanist's house and hawks died my hair pink

pog: i-