Random Dude : You look so beautiful tonight darling~
Random Girl : Why thank you, cutie!
Stan : ...
Stan : Hello, yes, I would like to purchase a gallon of bleach
Stan : And a playlist worthy enough to make you deaf-
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Random Dude : Let's take this to the bedroom, shall we?
Random Girl : Of course, hot stuff~
Xander : Wait-
Xander : What do you mean, "Let's take this to the bedroom"?
Ren Wu : I keep on forgetting that you're still 11 years old-
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Random Couple : *having a make out session*
Carlos : Okay, gross
Carlos : I'm gonna throw up now-
Stan, in the distance : I have a trash can!
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Random Dude : *Kabedons the Random Girl*
( Kabedon - an action done when a person, supposedly a male, pins another person, most likely a female, to a wall/corner as a sign of sexual attraction or assault )
Random Dude : You're really cute for a girl~
Random Girl : Thank You~
Ana : What's going on here-
Sakura : *covers Ana's eyes with her hands *
Sakura : Not in this goddamn household!
Sakura : * Yeets the couple to space*
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Random Couple : *recreating the Lady and Tramp scene *
Ren Wu : ...
Ren Wu : You know what, that's it.
Ren Wu : *hits the couple in the head with his bo staff *
Random Couple : *dead*
Ren Wu : I'm going to sleep now-
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This is what happens when you have writers block. Welp, buh-bye!
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Beyblade Burst Crackhead Scenarios
HumorA bunch of random scenarios filled with chaos and crackhead energy! Featuring: BC Sol, SB Rios, Beigoma academy Beyclub, Supreme Four, Big Five and Me! Hope you enjoy!
