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Walten:
I woke up and I heard a Big Bang I went downstairs and-
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Fuck I forgot my lines!Umm let's see here... oh so you want me to be mean to shadow over here it's always been a pleasure to do that.
Shadow: NUU MY PANCAKES MY BEAUTIFUL PANCAKES!!
Walten: SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR PANCAKES NOBODY CARES
Shadow : *intense gasp* >:,0
Me: I think you went a tiny bit to far..- CUT! TAKE 2
Walten (take 2):
Stop acting like a baby-.. *Slips down the stairs*Literally everyone : 👁👄👁👌🏻 gOoD jOb
Walten: stop acting like a baby..
Everyone: FINALLY YOU DID IT
Walten: :,)
Walten: anyway- I DIBS THE TV
Shadow : look who's acting like the baby now
Walten : yea I just noticed that-.
Walten: finally at school again :,)
Tinky winky : stop your complaining..
Walten: what the fuck since when did you get here
Tinky winky: I've been here the whole time =_=
Walten: are you sure your gonna catch me
*Tinky winky nods*
Ok if you say so *falls*
Tinky winky: wait Walten I wasn't ready!!
*Smack*
Y-yea I'ma just gonna go get a ice pack
Walten- :,) why we still here just to suffer
(And that kids how Walten is blind now)
Walten: I wanted to say thanks but he had already disappeared....
Well I never ever wanted to say thanks you dropped em on my face UnU
Tinky winky: I'll do again but on purpose this time
Walten: I walked in the class room and I saw off the "Snazzy girls" the "the Snazzy bad boys" and also the best for last "the snazzy hand sanitiser kid.
Me: WALTEN WRONG LINES AGAIN!
Walten: sorry I couldn't help it ✋😩🤚
Teacher: today we going to be doing bla bla bla bla-... how many times do I have to say bla?
Me: 3 times not a hundred +_+
Teacher: so you must worry about homework-.... WE GOING TO BE DOING BODMAS UnU
Me : god damn it.
Walten: I quickly took the best seat since it doesn't have any gum on it.
((Take 2))
I went to my table quickly to be seen and lucky for me I did..- Wow looking at this script I just noticed how much bad luck I have like falling off a tree-
Me: SHUT UP NO SOPILERS!
Walten: HARRY PLOPPER GET YOUR BUT OUT HERE AND BULLIE ME-...
*KNOCK OUT!*
Harry: I am Johan Ceño!!
Tinky winky: great now we have to wait 2 hours for him to wake up thanks
Harry: why don't you give him a kiss he wakes up
Tinky winky : nah I'm saving my gayness until later on UnU🤚
Me: ok I'm back what I miss...- Actually I think I forgot something in the changing room
Tinky winky: HEY THAT IS MENT TO BE MY LINE!
Po : Harry stop it you can't last a day with out hurting someone UnU.
Harry: what you gonna do hurt me
Po : FALCON PUNCH* Wait how you know...?
Laa laa: Po Harry's already done that now we have to wait again
Po: I thought we were done with this scene....- and I was only getting revenge amongst the person who hurt my brothers boy friend
Tinky winky : are you kidding me right now....
Tinky winky searching part: Ok I just need to be very careful with thi-... *slips* DANG IT..WALTEN I DID YOUR TRICK.
Walten: oops I guess you have to look out more *put the wet floor sight back down* Can't you read?
Tinky winky : I will kill you!!!
Me: welp this is the end of the bloopers because I accidentally deleted the rest of them so good bye now!
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The opposite (funny moments version)
HumorBasically what happened with the people in the original book like all the inside the cut scenes