Homestuck/Hiveswap X Reader Oneshots

I just realized something. (A/N)

This book has been going for 3 years, threading in and out of consistency and unannounced hiatuses and you heathens are still finding it somewhat legible and arguably enjoyable. 

Thank you.

I wasn't expecting this to be one of my better works so far. And I'm lowkey glad that the stories I write about a webcomic that swallowed my teen years make others who have found themselves in a weird fandom through a series of mouse clicks or any number of ways at this point feel .... emotions? Yeah, I'm going with that.

Emotions are weird.

I'm going to edit my rules of submission slightly, to make them a little clearer on some things and I may also consider setting things on fire just to please the eldritch horror that is Gerald as I am low on tea and he's beginning to look at me in ways that even the deep one wouldn't dare to.

T͓̟͛͜h̬͎̬͙͗̌́e͚͈̗ͧ͗ͭ͑͢ ̛̣͇̼͈̳͂ͭ͛a͉̬̳̼̟̣͉ͥ͘m̢̖̼̪̈ͪ̌ͅb̪͙̎̑͘r̷͕̲̲̓ͅơ̟͎̩̻͕̭ͫͪͅs̸͙̟͉̑̉̍͐i̧̪͙̦͚͇̟̳̿͋a̛̝̯̳͐͑̀ ̡̮͔͕̦͚͇͙̭̌m̨͎̬ͬ͂o̡͓̼̮͎̜̎̆̑r̋ͬ͏̱̯t̨̗͈̭͕̲͙͍͒̾̄̐a̷͔̟̣͎̪͚ͧ͊ḽ͚̐̅̊̓͠,͇̼̹̯̗̮͎̞ͥͫ͞ ̚͏̩̪̖̥͇̩ͅs͎̠͓̟̥͇̽̒ͪ͜a͉̮̲̻͖͓̙̿͠ͅc̳̪͓̞͔̠͆ͩ͝ͅr̶̖̯͚ͤͣͥi͓̳͈̱̰͍̘̤ͩ̽̏ͦ͝f̺̟̞̤̞͈̖̊ͩ̕i̴̲̱͙̠ͧͯͯͥc̬͓̣̬̪͚̾̀̋͟e̥̲͗̃̂ͥ͞ ͈̱͇ͬ̑͞î̡͚̪̲̲̯͖̥͗ͩť͕̼̝̺̩̹͘.͓̝̣ͬ͂̎̀

Dammit, Gerald.

Anyway, I hope that the new year brings stability to us all. I honestly do appreciate each of you heathens.

~Rave