Dedicated to @Mxlkshakes.
*Some may be offended by this blooper*
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Me: Hey Jordan Dicks Pizza is here :D
Jordan: uhhh im not hungry for dicks right now...
Me: *DOMINOS* AHHHH FML
*30 message FML spam later*
Me: btw bring my pizza up because my leg is dumb
Jordan: Taylah, your leg doesnt need education
Me: NO NO NO NO *NUMB*
Jordan: Lmao
Me: only because i nearly tweeted my foot and did real painful shits
Jordan: ...
Me: My phone is hating me right now sorry
