Dedicated to ItsOnlyValerie.
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Me: hey can we watch a movie on your iPad?
Friend: sure
Me: yaaayyyy I have a splinter
Me: ****splitterI SAID SPLITTER
Friend: lol I was worried
Me: do u have sherlick on your iPad too?
Friend: ooh sherlick the sexy detective
Me: STAHPI DIDNT SAY THAT
Friend: oh yeah I'm SURE u meant Sherlock *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
Me: and I'm done LATWRS
Me: ****LATERS JESUS (swear word) CHRIST
