Creepy, lived in cave, tried to eat Thorin.
Edit: Stupid.
You should add stupid for thinking my skull was so thin.
You're right. Only an idiot would think YOU didn't have a thick head.
At least you got a magic ring out of it. I only got a headache.
I had hoped it would have knocked some sense into you. Judging from what you did right after, however, I'm guessing it actually knocked sense OUT of you.
Don't think I didn't see you reading this earlier. You're just going to pretend you didn't see it aren't you?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Of course you don't.
YOU ARE READING
Things in Middle Earth That Want to Eat You by Bilba Baggins
Short StoryBilba's journal of things in Middle Earth that want to eat you, with helpful addendums by Thorin Oakenshield. This is a short, crack fic companion to Homeward Bound Part One: An Unexpected Journey and should be read between that fic and the sequel...
