That Vegan Teacher x Reader

First impressions

It was my first day today, it wasn't a very important job, but maybe it could flip my whole word upside down. I walked in, i could smell fresh flowers, this really was a lovely-

Then out of nowhere some little shitbag appeared out of nowhere screaming.
''AHHHHHH'' his roar echoed through the halls.

I  checked to see see if there was anyone walking about, lucky for me, there wasn't.
I grabbed the crusty looking rat ballsack
''Shut. The. Fuck. Up. If you don't, I will gobble you and your family.''

It all went quite quick and and I let my anger get the best of me, I picked him up, threw him in the air and kicked him, he started cry so i shut him in a locker to stop him.

I walked down the hall so my classroom (well the one i'll be in for now). Before I opened the door, I heard a rather sexy seductive voice
''Miss/Mr/Mx y/l/n is that you?''
I turned around to see an absolute milf, it said in her email she was over 50 but she looks about 20.
''Miss Kadie, I am y/n y/l/n lovely to meet you! As you know I will be assisting you in the bedroom for a long time.''
SHIT I NEVER MEANT TO SAY THAT, WHAT WILL SHE THINK OF ME, I'M SO-
She giggled in a very flirty manner.
''If you insist, here's my number and address. Be there at 8 for dinner.''
What. I'm the luckiest person to ever exist now or something?!
We walked into a classroom with about 30 kids.

''Kids, this is Miss/Mr/Mx y/l/n wish her a very warm welcome! But before we do whats our special welcome message to great or new friends?''
I was so confused, what was happening, all the kids and Miss Kadie all reachead out for what seems to be a full lettuce, they then all got up and walked close to me
''EAT. YOUR. VEGETABLES''
And a lettuce was shoved into my mouth.
Miss Kadie winked at me looking at me then seductively licking her piece of lettuce, then shoving it into my mouth

To be continued.