Funny Stories

German Chaos

Okay, so since so much hilarious stuff happens in German class, I'll make a chapter about it to tell all of you about the several adventures at my school.😜

Part 1- The falls

So I have this friend that is so clumsy (sorry! You know who you are) and while coming up the stairs from English to German, they fell flat on their face😶 whilst trying to jump up the last step! Haha😂. We all laughed at her and guess what. When we settled into German class the first activity was to write up on the InteractiveWhiteboard (I dunno if you guys have them....) the names of colours.... We had 1 minute. 🕐

Immediately, the whole class lined up on the right of the board and took turns to write their colour up. All the lucky first people went for the easy ones, of course.....😒 Well I have a friend who apparently was so excited to write "yellow" on the board, that she completely forgot the things around her and tripped🏃. Of course, there had to be an obstacle. The InteractiveWhiteboard, in this case. She ran forward and BANG!!!⚡️ There she went, straight at it. Our teacher held his breath in annoyance😾 and said "Be careful next time!". Lol.

Then, randomly, the girl who sat next to me & had fallen over the InteractiveWhiteboard poked👉 me to get my attention and to answer her question, as I forgot to do so earlier.... But the problem is, it was winter (and still is) so the cold. Dry air💨 turned into electricity at the contact of my body, and she gave me an electric shock:

"OOOOOWWWWW!!!" I yelled. Okay, that was a bit exaggerated. It was more like "Ouch! Who did that?" 👀

My friend owned up and told me she was sorry.... But instead of being mad at her, I smiled😉 and chuckled silently. But the teacher noticed, and for the rest of the lesson he was spying on me. I was not the only one to get a shock, cuz this girl went up to the board and when the teacher handed her the pen, their fingers touched just the slightest bit, but this triggered an electric shock.💥

Part 2- Genders 👫

In German, another day, we were studying the genders👫 of nouns, names and stuff. On the InteractiveWhiteboard, the teacher showed us cards which had words of objects on the classroom, and when you clicked them, they turned green📗 and show the English translation. What happened was that the teacher told us that if the pronoun was Der, then it was masculin👬. If it was Die, it was feminine👭. And Das was neutral🙅. Then a word that goes "Der Stuhl" went up on the board. The teacher asked for the translation and a boy said "A Chair". Then he added "But what if the chair was a girl💁?" And the whole class burst out laughing at the idea of a female chair.😹

So there's a boy in my class, that I can't name, and we were doing pronouns and had to answer question 3⃣ in our exercise books. The order of the answers was Der, Der, Die, Das, Der. Then the boy (who was finished first) started humming the answers💯 to his table, the other table (mine) heard, and we hummed🎤 it to the next, and so on. In the end everyone was singing: "Der, Der, die das der!!!" And the teacher had to tell us to calm down.... Lol. 😋

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These are three stories that happened in German. My fiends have been pestering me to publish a new chapter and update, so I'll have to make a part one, two, three.... And so on. Yes, as you can see, there are many things that happened in German, so more chapters will come across that are based on the adventures on that subject.

I'll update soon! Don't forget to comment and follow me!💟