Jack: I read!
Rapunzel: What about me!!
Elsa: *smacks both of their heads*
Hiccup: *laughs*
Merida: *glares at all of them kicks everybody* Don't make me get another apple.
Everybody but Merida: *silent*
Merida: Good. *grabs the letter* It says, I dare all of you to watch Blank Space.
Jack: Wait wait wait... We're going to space!? Alright!!!*highfives Hiccup*
Rapunzel: But its too dark!!
Elsa: You guys are all idiots. It is this new popular song. You know that old country singer Taylor Swift?
Hiccup: You mean the one that always twerks?
Jack: No no no. She means the one who insults everybody.
Elsa: *smacks Jack and Hiccup* TAYLOR SWIFT! NOT MILEY CYRUS OR MEGHAN TRAINOR YOU IDIOTS!! WHAT ARE YOU? SIXTY!!!
Rapunzel: Elsa, you do realize Jack is more than 300 years old right?
Merida: Oh boy somebody get the popcorn!
Hiccup: Ladies ladies, you're all pretty! Can we just watch the dang video and carry on with our normal lives?
Jack: Normal? Yesterday, you saw Merida and Astrid hanging out and grabbed Astrid to run away with you. That is until Merida came and kicked you in your-
Hiccup: OK we get it. Just watch the video.
(Everybody is huddled on the floor surrounding a laptop confused)
Rapunzel: HOW DO WE USE THIS!?
Elsa: To the Anna mobile! *runs off and comes back with Anna*
Anna: Let go of me! *slaps her* What do you want from me women!?
Jack: Laptop please! *gets on knees and hugs her knees* WE NEED THIS!
Hiccup: We need to watch Blank Space.
Anna: You're in for a surprise.
Merida: What's that supposed to mean?
Anna: *raises hands in defense* Nothing... *puts on Blank Space* Enjoy
~A few minutes later~
Rapunzel: Why would these people do this to us!?
Hiccup: What was the point of stabbing that cake?
Merida: Why did blood come out of it!
Elsa: What's happening!?
Jack: Ladies, ladies. Stop fighting. Everyone will get a smooch from the master. Peasants come, kneel before your king for the mighty smooch! Especially you. *winks at Elsa*
Elsa: JACK!!! *attacks him*
Jack: Get off of me she devil!
Merida: Seriously, where is popcorn when you need it!?
