AT THE WILLIAMS-BILZERIAN HOUSE
‘Kurt sneaks out of the room, thinking he’s in the clear.. When Kourtney clears her throat..’
“Jesus! Oh, Kourtney.. It’s just you.” Kurt said
“Uncle Kurt, what are you doing here?” Kourtney asked, after crossing her arms
“Your mom called me to stay with you guys while she went out. And as I could never say no to your mom, I came right over to spend time with my nieces.”
“Mom doesn’t know you’re here, does she?” Kourtney asked
“No. I came in through her bedroom window. She has no idea that I’m here.” Kurt said
“You snuck into the house? When Mom comes back and sees you, she’ll kick your ass, Uncle Kurt.” Kourtney said
“Kourtney, Jade wants to know what’s keeping you-- Uncle Kurt.. What are you doing here?” Valeria asked, stepping into the hallway
“Valeria, you cannot breathe a word of this to Mom. But, Uncle Kurt snuck in.”
“Kourtney, if Mom finds out she’ll kill him. Remember what she did to the personal trainer for making a pass at Dad?” Valeria asked
“Oh, yeah. She really kicked the trainer’s ass that day.” Kourtney said
“Because after all these years, she has remained loyal to our dad. And Uncle Kurt keeps trying to think up new ways to steal Mom from Dad.” Valeria replied
“Maybe Uncle Kurt had a reason..” Kourtney said
“Kourtney, are you hearing yourself? He’s been trying to break up our family for years.” Valeria said
“Can he help it if Mom’s a super attractive badass?” Kourtney asked
“You’re starting to sound a lot like Uncle Kurt..” Valeria said
“I spend a lot of time with him. He could be rubbing off on me.”
“Unless Kurt is your dad.. Computer, I need a DNA scan on Kourtney Bilzerian..” Valeria called
“What are you talking about? You said so yourself, Valeria; Mom would never cheat on Dad. And she hates Uncle Kurt.” Kourtney said
“SCANNING...
NAME: KOURTNEY BILZERIAN
AGE: 16
PARENTS: BRANDI WILLIAMS-BILZERIAN AND VAL BILZERIAN
SIBLINGS: VALERIA AND JADE BILZERIAN
UNCLES: KURT BILZERIAN AND JAY BILZERIAN..” An automated voice said
“Thank you.” Valeria said
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Mad Mouth
FanfictionThe year was 2055, Bridgeton had become a Mad Max-esque Apocalyptic wasteland. Humanity as we knew it was long dead. My family and I were forced into a life of pillaging, murder and scavenging in order to survive.. My husband had lost his arm and ey...
