Not Again

detention 🙄

Tw: cringy ass shit

My day was surprisingly not that bad until now of course I had detention with dreaded potions master how splendid

"Hello professor snape" I said boldly walking in 10 mins late.

"You're 10 minutes late miss l/n" he said in his same monotone voice with a hint of anger(yes I'm using the word hint alot I iz dumb guys🙄✋)

"No shit sherlock I had better things to do then come to an undeserved detentions " I mumbled under my breath

"Huh what was that miss l/n" he said raising his voice a little.

"I said I'm sorry" I lied smoothly. Wow I'm a good liar that's what you get after being neglected by your biological parents for 6 years don't blame them tho they were teenagers and had a whole life in front of them but that was 10 years ago. Then I was later adopted by these 2 wonderful witches I admired my mums and their how far they've come both of them coming from pureblood families but they weren't that rich tho. They both made their career In the magic world on their own now we live in a mansion in the finest part of the wizarding world

"Miss l/n" snape now shouted
I came back to life now

"Oh I'm sorry sir I zoned out what do you want me to do for detention professor" I said In the fakest voice possible

"I want you to grade these papers Y/n" he said in a irritated tone

"As you wish prof" I said in annoyingly happy tone.

I grabbed the pile of papers on his desk and brang it my desk I started grading mind you I'm not the best at potions so I had to ask Mr grumpy ass a lot of questions

"Professor snape" I said for felt like the hundredth time

"What now miss l/n I wouldn't have told you to grade these papers if you were going to ask me to do everything for you" he said In a raised voice.

"Daddy chill" I accidentally blurted out loud
 
"Oh shit fuck I'm sorry prof it's from a video I didn't mean it like I meant the chill part but not the other" I quickly rambled. This is the end y/n you absolute dumbfuck you're so stupid

He stared at me in shock for a few moments and he smirked a little SMIRKED PROFESSOR SEVERUS FUCKING SNAPE SMIRKED

"you should stop cursing that much l/n" he said in a dangerous tone Wiping his smirk of his face

I checked now in complete silence awkward but I was still thinking about how he smirked. Once I was done I announced

"I'm done professor can I go"

"There are still 10 mins left miss l/n"he said

"But there's nothing I can do"I whined as I stood up

"Sit. Down"he hissed at me

"Eye eye captain" I murmured and sat down

"If you weren't such a brat you won't be here l/n" he said

"First off professor I was not a brat I just told her what she needed to hear. You may tolerate homophobia Mr snape but I don't". I said but this time way bolder then before my blood was boiling at the very thought that he let her go just like that. Now this long capped greasy hair bitch stood up. Wow I'm so fucked I thought but I didn't let it show.

"Miss L/n who gave you the right to talk to your teacher like that and for your information I didn't let miss vriks go after saying a slur she has 4 months of detention" wow his monotone voice kinda hit hard no wtf y/n. 

"Oh well she deserved it so you didn't really do me a favour professor" pressing on professor again cuz I'm dumbass and I can

"Miss l/n now you just earned yourself 2 more weeks of detention and all your free periods to me" sneered snape

I stood there with my mouth open "but professor you can't-"

"I can miss l/n" "now off you go"said snape in his monotone voice

I will rip your organs apart dry them and garnish my pasta with it I thought in my mind. "Bye sir have a splendid night" I said he won't have anyone to fuck anyway probably a virgin.