Not Again

WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE

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Third person pov:

y/n and priti walked back into the classroom both pissed asf they were clearly looking forward to their date but their potion master really had to ruin it all. The head of slytherin smirked to himself he knew they both were looking forward to this he could see it in their eyes but ofcourse he wasn’t gonna let y/n go like that he didn’t know why that girl just got on her nerve too much also she liked to talk back alot ‘go clean the cauldrons and arrange my potions alphabetically insolent girls” snape sneered at the 2 the both started doing what the potions master had asked reluctantly

y/n pov:

oh how I wanna avada kedavra his stubborn ass I just wanted to have a good time with priti everything was going perfect until Mr.I was probably a loner interrupted us wait I have an idea we can get out but priti has to act I wish she’s good at that “psst priti” I whispered “what y/n” she whispers back a little concerned

“can u act like u fainted” I whispered again

 “wtf why” she whispers surprised

“just do it you’ll see why” I whispered to her once more

“will this get us out”she questioned

“Yes yes it will now faint bitchh”I whisper shouted this time

“ok hoe we better get out not expelled” she said with a little annoyance

*priti acts to faint*

“Shit professor” I shouted as snape didn’t notice she fainted he was too indulged in grading tests I wonder if he heard us no he couldn’t have we were whispering

He snaps his head in our direction “what happened miss l/n”

“Sir cant you see priti fainted are you blind or what” I said trying to act panicked , I didn’t give him time to reply cuz I know he was boutta roast my ass “professor she wasn’t already feeling well can I take her to madam pomfrey” I said this all while tring to hold my laugh I’m not the best actor but hell yeah priti is she laid there without moving a muscle “yes you may miss l/n”he sounded so done with me hehe that’s good who likes his grumpy ass anyway. I picked up priti bridal style a blush came across her face snape was eyeing us so I tried to keep my act he kept staring at us until we walked out I made sure to close the door behind me.

Third person pov:

“wow I didn’t know you could act that good just don’t act like you’re enjoying yourself when we’re alone” y/n said winking while setting her down on her feet. “and I didn’t know my date was miss hulk herself” priti replied as a blush made it to her face as they made their way to hogsmeade “oh c’mon you light as feather pri also I can see u blushing don’t try to hide it” y/n said as she could see priti trying not to make eye contact “I AM NOT” priti protested “sure you’re not” y/n said lifting priti’s chin now the slytherin was as red as (your ass after snape punished your as- lets not get carried away shall we) tomato they kissed softly. “umm don’t you think we should get going if the dreaded greasy git catches us we gon get the whole year of detention” priti exclaimed right after the little kiss (aww you and priti so cute together too bad snapey wapey will be the “love of your miserable life” at least virtually you’ll have someone to love single bitch but its ok ily)

“oh yeah” y/n said in her usually cheery tone

y/n pov:

not me getting the prettiest girl hell yeah ok y/n don’t get to carried away. Me and priti are now just walking towards a jewelry shop she had to go their for some reason that reminds me her gift oh shit what should I get her perhaps an emerald necklace or matching necklaces for her and me or should I get her these cute shoes I saw at some other shop 3 weeks ago they’re really her style or this muggle book she’s really into. You know what fuck it I’ll buy all of them gay panic is real.

“Are you ok y/n” a sweet yet concerned voice asked snapping me outta my thoughts

“Oh yeah I’m ok also what do u wanna buy” I asked as we were standing right outside the shop

“secret” she whispered in my ear

GURLLLLL BYEEEE HER VOICE BE SEDUCTIVEEEEEE AM I GONNA GET LAID TFFFFFFF my mind is dumb sometimes I thought to myself as we walked in

A/N: hehehe sorry for the late update next chapter coming in a while also this all is happening in harry’s first year love y’all