Behold!

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The soft fluffy panda sat eating some bamboo, 

"Behold, the Panda sitting down eating bamboo, adorable, irrespirable,  The world begs for the Panda to mate, but the Panda tells the world to fuck off and refuses to mate" Y/n explained as she continued to show the panda "And if look to your right" she smiled turning away from the panda seeing the other people looking at it, and stood beside her was Thomas drinking some coffee "Behold, The Wild Thomas drinking his coffee, also adorable, However more resistible, And amusingly The Thomas begs to mate and yet the world tell him to fuck off and refuses" she explained

"Okay well fuck you y/n" He answers 

"Ahhhhh you can't be mean to me" she warns and he sighed "You can't be mean to me, it's my birthday, you can't be mean to me it's my birthday" she smiled 

"Why am I friends with you?" He asks

"Because I'm lovely" she giggled

"You are lovely" He answered 

"Thomas' took me to the zoo for my birthday" she smiled 

"So she can see the animals"

"I wanna go see the giraffes,"

"You can go see them last, because there your favourite"  He says as they walked else where, in the zoo 

"Where are we going?" she asks

"We are gonna go see some other creates you really like"

"Seals?"

"No..."

"Sloths?"

"Not yet"

"Alpaca's?" 

"Yes"

"Yay!.." she smiled 


Y/n stood feeding a very fluffy alpaca 

"Are you happy?" Thomas asks

"Yeeeessss! he's the fluffiest boy" she smiled "He's even fluffer then you are"

"You are really taking advantage of the fact I can't saying anything mean to you" 

"Yes I am" she laughs "Like you do on your birthday"

"you wanna go see the sloths now?"

"No. I wanna play with the alpaca"

"But if we don't go now then you can't go see the sloths before you have to run off to so see the seals get fed" 

"fine, By Mr alpaca" she smiled


"I didn't film the sloths because I was being to happy, but now we're in the reptile and insect place... and I found Thomas' favourite creature" she smiled showing the huge spider "You wanna look at it Thomas?"

"No..." He answered looking at some little frogs 

"come see the cute spider"

"No thank you"

"You don't wanna pet the cute fluffy spider?"

"No," 

"You're a baby"

"You pet the fucking massive deadly spider"

"No"

"Then don't yell at me to do it"


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