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I used to be a capybara,but I transmigrated into an 18th‑line, hated actress.
Facing endless online insults,I just chewed my lettuce calmly:"Fine. Whatever."
Netizens: "..."
On the reality show, a proud rich girl slipped into my room at midnight:"Can I sleep holding you?"I said peacefully:"Probably not a good idea."
The rich girl insisted:"I want to."I shrugged:"Alright then."
The whole internet exploded:"Too emotionally stable. Want to date her."
Overnight, I went viral.College students all called me "Mom".
I stared at my phone, about to reply,when a gritted, deep voice sounded beside me:The powerful Beijing tycoon glared at me:"Try saying 'alright then' one more time."