Sweden: Hey Finland, have you gained some weight lately to be Santa?
I really want to not be gay but not divorce you, because I'm just to nice
Do you wear makeup?
Shut up, I'm trying to think
Fuck off, man!
If you're my wife, why are you a guy?
I am saying these thing to my wife
Finland: D: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
