Writer: *snoring*
Denmark: *whacks her upside the head with her Markiplier stuffie (stuffed animal)* WRITER! The Random-o-lympics are starting!
Mark: *sexy voice* Welcome to the Random-o-lympics, Dungeon Nightmares 2 edition! (No, Dungeon Nightmares 2 did not sponsor this Random-o-lympics) *audience claps* All you have to do is to make everyone else but me or you cry, pass out or faint. Are those the same things? Anyway, Team North is Writer, Denmark, America, the 10th Doctor and Prussia! Team South is Makala, Italy, Germany and Japan! Team East is Norway, Sweden, Switzerland and Russia! And Team West is Australia, Wy, Sealand, and Finland! GO!
Austria: *plays Say Something on the piano. Everyone cries.*
Mark: WHAT THE F*CK YOU WEREN'T APART OF THIS!! Well, Austria wins, I guess.
Writer: No, I win! *pulls out acoustic guitar and plays St. Jimmy, Writer-style*
Writer: Fandoms are comin' down across the alleyway
America: Up on the boulevard like a zip gun on parade
Russia: Light of a silhouette kolkolkol ^J^
Italy: He's-a insubordinate
Denmark: Coming at you on the count of 1, 2 (1, 2, 3, 4)!
Sweden: sighhhhhh... This is Hetalia and you better not wear it out
Writer, America, Prussia, America and Denmark: Super awesomeness that your momma talked about
Denmark: King of Northern Europe we're here to represent
Finland: That needle in the vein of the establishment
Norway: ugh... we're the patron saints of all anime and tv shows
Makala: With angel faces and a taste for suicidal
Japan: Cigarettes and ramen and a rittre bag of dope
Romano: I am the son of a bitch and Edgar Allan Poe
Spain: Raised in the city in a halo of lights
Canada: umm... Product of war and fear that we've been victimized
America: we're the patron saints of all anime and tv shows
Writer: With angel faces and a taste for suicidal
Everyone: Are you talking to us?
Writer: *puts up a fist* I'll give you something to cry about.
Denmark: woah woah woah here at Random Corporations we aren't that violent except for you
DOCTOR WHO AND HETALIA!
Romano: This is Hetalia I'm son of a gun
Writer: I'm the one that's from the way outside (Hetalia)
I'm a teenage assassin executing some fun
10th doctor: In the cult of the life of crime (Doctor Who)
Writer: I really hate to say it but I told you so
So shut your mouth before I shoot you down ol' boy (Doctor Who)
Welcome to the club and give me some blood
I'm the resident leader of the lost and found (Hetalia)
It's comedy and tragedy
It's Doctor Who and Hetalia
Everyone: And that's our names... and don't wear it out!
Mark: WRITER WINS!!
Writer: that's right b*tch
