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friend: you ask

me: no you ask!

friend: but your older!

me:But your wiser!

friend: ill let you borrow my phone for the rest of the month!

me: ill let you borrow my car for the rest of the year

friend: you ask!

me: fine

me: hi...err....Can we have some ketchup?

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