friend: you ask
me: no you ask!
friend: but your older!
me:But your wiser!
friend: ill let you borrow my phone for the rest of the month!
me: ill let you borrow my car for the rest of the year
friend: you ask!
me: fine
me: hi...err....Can we have some ketchup?
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LOL The JOKE book
RandomAre you having a crappy day? Do you just wanna laugh at 1 am in the morning?Are you sick and need something to make you feel better? THEN this book is just for you! Some maybe weird Some maybe stupid Some maybe AWESOME Why are you still reading thi...